Gizmo's World -- Window Curtains Are A Real Nuisance!!

Since Nala refuses to get off the window, I have to degrade myself and poke my head under these stupid curtains. I can't see a darn thing --- these curtains need to come down. When nighttime comes and everybody is asleep, I will sneak in here and jump on these curtains and rip'em off. It's the perfect plan -- I'll just tell Kathy that Nala did it. I'll fix her, she won't be queen of the house anymore!!!

Nala's World - Watering Hole Saga

I was real cautious about getting into the bathtub yesterday. I saw something really weird in there. I didn't think it was alive and moving. Oh!!, but perhaps it's a bug that I can kill and devour...might need to jump in and get a better look.....OK, I decided to jump in...nothing in here that was moving.....should I take a drink???....needed to hurry...Gizmo was probably not far away. I know he hates to see me in here!!! I was really hoping to find a bug in here. I already killed and ate two flies the other day.

Gizmo's World - She Wrote That About Me!!

While Kathy is working outside, I am sneaking into her office to find out what she is writing about me. I am so paranoid!! I absolutely can't believe some of the things she wrote on her blog. Nala's asleep, so she doesn't know that I am in here either. Kathy needs some advice from me about what she writes. Her readers need to know that I am a good kitty and always very nice to Nala. I will have to a talk to Kathy about this because I am not a happy "kitty camper". Need to make sure Nala doesn't find out about this!!!!